From ABC...
In Brazil, famed for its tiny bikinis and carefree attitude, a university student has been expelled after violent protests by students outraged at the short outfit she wore on campus. The Universidade Bandeirante (Uniban) said it had expelled the student, Geysi Villa Nova Arruda, 20, for “flagrant disrespect of ethical principles, academic dignity and morality,” in a statement published in some Sunday newspapers. Her dress sparked student protests on October 22 in this largely Roman Catholic country. A video showed Arruda sitting in a classroom in a mid-thigh length red dress, then six military police officers protecting her as she left the campus wearing a white jacket. A line of students stood by chanting “whore.”
Woah, woah, woah, woah.
Obviously these means we’re taking the Olympics off them, right?
I mean the entire reason they got the Olympics was those thong shots on the beach in Rio. Tokyo, Madrid and Chicago spent millions on promotion and feasibility studies and bribes and one of them elected Obama. Rio just held up eight different photographs of women on the beach in Rio, cost them 20 real. Easy.
Anyway, that much is obvious – no Olympics. Expect Samaranch to come out of retirement to make the announcement any day, the silly old bastard.
But I don’t think that’s going far enough – personally, I think we’ve got to invade. SIX MILITARY OFFICERS escort her out of the school, while the students line up and call her whore? (Or to be accurate, “prostituta” in Portugese for those of you planning to travel there – it wasn’t in my guidebook).
I’d demand some immediate clarification from President Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva, and if it doesn’t come up that think was an aberration, I’m going to have to demand a military insurrection.
P.S. They ever had anything that looked like that at your university? Can't believe I didn't consider Brazil.
No comments:
Post a Comment