Favre Deafness

Any recommendations on what would be preferable sounds I could put on loop to listen to instead of the 3 and a half hours of Favre Fest tonight?

Here's some possiibilites:
- fingernails on a blackboard
- baby crying
- man vomiting
- barking dogs
- dentist's drill
- microphone feedback
- truck brakes
- cat howling
- Right Said Fred: "I'm Too Sexy for my Shirt"
- Spousal nagging